Get a chuckle and a review about Prescriptives' NEW All Skins Mineral Makeup with SPF 15
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde."
- Dolly Parton
Since two of us are Dolly Parten blonde -- a Kevin Q blonde and a drugstore blonde -- no offense is meant to our real blonde readers, but if you can't laugh at yourself, you don't get the joke.
A blonde walked into a review and sat down in front of the mirror to test Prescriptives New All Skins Mineral Makeup SPF 15 ($32.50). Dipping the brush in the powder, the blonde swirled the brush all over her face and exclaimed, "This mineral powder is so natural, it looks like my own skin!"
The observer replied, "You forgot to take the little plastic thingy off that they cover the new unopened powder with so that the powder stays in the container!"
After the plastic thingy was removed and the brush re-dipped into the powder, the blonde once again swirled the brush all over her face and exclaimed, "This mineral powder is so natural that it looks like my own skin!"
All kidding aside, this Health and Essence magazine award winner comes in first place on Girl-Woman-Beauty-Brains-Blog. The makeup is weightless, and with 18 shades to choose from, women of all skin color -- and hair color -- should be able to find a perfect match.
You know that any mineral makeup that contains SPF gets a high five from us, but All Skins Mineral Makeup gets a high ten. We tested the mineral makeup on a hot and humid day in the city and discovered it was not only sweat- and humidity-resistant, but oil-controlling, too.
With vitamins C and E, minerals that include calcite and mica, gems that include amethyst and rose quartz, and sun protection, too, Prescriptives New All Skins Mineral Makeup SPF 15 is definitely not a joke.
Because laughter is good for your health:
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong."
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