Life Lesson # 45893 - Always check your child's homework - before it gets to school!
Note sent to the teacher the next school day with 1st grader:
Sorry, Ms. James. That's "NOT" me pole dancing onstage in a strip joint!
I work at Home Depot and that's me selling a shovel.
(signed) Mrs. Smith
Sunday Giggles thanks goes to our fun and blond Floridian friend.