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Sunday Funnies: Pharmaceutical Chardonnay

Posted on Nov 30, 2008 at 5:00AM

picture of pretty dark blonde woman drinking a glass of white wine on a blue backgroundSunday Funnies:  Advertisement for Pharmaceutical Chardonnay.

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.

Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell  the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with  Chardonnay.

Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay .  However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor  control,  loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,  delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,  dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night  rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

  • The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
  • The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
  • The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to  think you can sing.
  • The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe  that e x-lovers are really dying for you to  telephone  them at  four in the morning.
  • The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
  • The consumption of Chardonnay may create the  illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Now Just Imagine What You Could  Achieve With a Good Dry Red!!!

Get more Giggles.

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    If I wasn't a Mother Blogger I wouldn't add, "Drink Responsibly."

    Stay healthy and happy...

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