Coutorture's salon editorial of the week was supposed to focus on the worst fashion trends in my town, but due to my out-of-town status and, more importantly, my fashion felonious behavior, this editorial will focus on the worst fashion trends in my closet. Yes, Your Honor, I am guilty beyond a preponderance of evidence of harboring criminal fashions in my closet.
As of this writing, my little town is being challenged again by 32-degree weather and lake-effect snow that is falling faster than the economy. Uggs are to South-Benders as jurors are to the American Justice system. We could not survive without our Uggs.