Sunday, September 21, 2008

Sunday Funnies: Computer Virus

cartoon of a computer virus

Watch out for the following 10 viruses! They could be very humorously destructive to your computer:

  1. Ellen Degeneres Virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
  2. Titanic Virus - Makes your whole computer go down
  3. Disney Virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy
  4. Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
  5. Woody Allen Virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
  6. Paris Hilton Virus - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
  7. Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands to 300GB
  8. AT&T Virus - Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting
  9. MCI Virus - Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T Virus
  10. Viagra Virus - Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip
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